Saturday, June 27

Fuck Dude I'm Buying It!

MEGA RARE SEALED BETA EDITION: $1,5000,000, EMAIL ME, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!

The eBay feeding frenzy off Michael Jackson's still fresh corpse is in full swing and I came across this million dollar auction for a Making Michael Jackson's Thriller VHS. I'm planning on buying it and the domain name MICHAELJACKSONSHIT.com since I'm out spending the big bucks anyway.

The nerve and complete stupidity of these sellers...
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6 comments:

J. Astro said...

ha. I like where it says "serious inquiries only"... to which I'd respond, "How about some serious OFFERS, first, fuck-o?" I wouldn't give you a 1.5 mil for Jackson's goddamn corpse, much less for a fruity sealed video of him. The world is full of assholes.

Sehnzeleid said...

Actually that was me joking with my Beta copy since there's a million buck VHS on eBay...you just called me an asshole!

Haha. It's cool.

Though yea, looking through the "highest first" listings under "Michael Jackson" is delirious. Just think 98.9% of this stuff wasn't worth much of anything before "it" happened...

J. Astro said...

haha - I meant to call you an asshole.

j/k - or AM I?

:) But seriously, I'm already tired of hearing about the freak pop-star. It's like, I hope someone ELSE dies so we can all get on talking about that instead.

Sehnzeleid said...

The only one who could top this is Abe Vigoda...

wiec? said...

outside my job less than 24 hrs after he was pronounced dead guys were selling promotional tshirts and posters of MJ. $20 a pop. sad thing was people were buying them.

bunch of money grubbing ghouls if you ask me.

ps- let's not wih death on Abe Vigoda. 85 years old and still kicking it.

Starmummy said...

I was in my local record store on Friday and the employees were talking about how their Michael Jackson section now has one CD left and how fucking stupid people are.

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